My life is not complete, but there's another thing that I can now check off my list.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RobertStanek

 And I finally finish the third book in this four-book...well, eight-book series.

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms33

This is complete with a horrifying almost-sex scene, a suicide attempt, and more general nonsense.

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms32

Almost done with the third book, and I've also been doing a little investigative reporting, gathering some interesting information from people who have had "dealings" with Stanek in the past. I'll probably be adding an additional article or two to the Life and Lies of Robert Stanek section of my site

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms31

This time with a two-page excerpt illustrating just how long Stanek can talk about nothing at all.

I think I'm overcompensating for next week, when I will not have any time whatsoever for pretty much the rest of my life.

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms30

More crazy randomness:

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms29

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms28

Stanek seems to have realized that Tesch is giving him a run for his money, so he comes back strong with two of the worst chapters of this entire series in terms of outright inconsistencies, blatant errors, extreme stupidity, and general nonsensicalness. I'm pretty sure that isn't actually a word, ( Read more... )

Well. the sporkings of his book are back:

http://conjugalfelicity.wikispaces.com/kingdoms27

Currently working on The Kingdoms and the Elves of the Reaches III, God, what a horrible title. That's what you get, I guess, when you write a story and split it into four books to make more money.

For awhile there, I was so immersed in the badness of Gloria ( Read more... )

So, I haven't stopped sporking things, although I have stopped posting them here. Essentially, LJ went through some interesting changes where if you attempting to copy and paste directly from Word into LJ, it froze up and promptly crashed. Not to mention that editing it into an easily readable format was a tiresome chore. So they all went up to ( Read more... )

The Kingdoms and the Elves of the Reaches II

When your first book has a title like The Kingdoms and the Elves of the Reaches, you know that you have to kick things up a notch for the sequel. Fortunately for Stanek, this isn't a sequel. Really, it's just one story that, written properly, would easily fit into one, maybe two volumes, but he ( Read more... )